{"product_id":"grimfang-orc-warlord-fantasy-dildo","title":"GrimFang – Orc Warlord Fantasy Dildo","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHere's the full listing updated with \u003cstrong\u003etrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e instead of face throughout:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eName Ideas\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrcLord\u003c\/strong\u003e – Fantasy Creature Dildo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarlordCock\u003c\/strong\u003e – Orc Fantasy Dildo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrimFang\u003c\/strong\u003e – Orc Warlord Fantasy Dildo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBruteForce\u003c\/strong\u003e – Orc Fantasy Dildo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIronGrunt\u003c\/strong\u003e – Orc Warlord Dildo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e(My top pick for your brand: \u003cstrong\u003eGrimFang\u003c\/strong\u003e — sounds like an orc name, sounds like a weapon, sounds like exactly what this is.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eProduct Description (Dominant \/ Teasing Tone)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eGrimFang – Orc Warlord Fantasy Dildo (2 Colors)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe doesn't knock.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe doesn't ask.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe arrives trunk-first and takes what he came for.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGrimFang is the war beast of the Orc Warlord's army.\u003cbr\u003eAncient. Armored. Absolutely not here for pleasantries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe thick, muscular trunk leads the charge —\u003cbr\u003eblunt, powerful, built for breaching —\u003cbr\u003ethe kind of entry that announces itself\u003cbr\u003eand leaves no question about who's in charge\u003cbr\u003eof this particular campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBelow the trunk:\u003cbr\u003ecobra-ribbed shaft armor running down the upper body,\u003cbr\u003eeach ridge a battle scar,\u003cbr\u003eeach ring a reminder that this creature\u003cbr\u003ehas done this before\u003cbr\u003eand will do it again\u003cbr\u003eand is not tired in the slightest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThen the dramatic flowing battle robes\u003cbr\u003ebillow from the lower shaft to the base —\u003cbr\u003ebecause even war beasts\u003cbr\u003earrive in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e✨ What Makes It Different\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMuscular trunk head\u003c\/strong\u003e — thick, blunt, powerful tip that leads entry like a battering ram wrapped in orc war energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCobra-ribbed upper shaft\u003c\/strong\u003e — segmented battle armor rings for ridge-by-ridge stimulation on every thrust\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlowing battle-robe base\u003c\/strong\u003e — dramatic draped texture on the lower shaft and base, like ancient war garments mid-charge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTriple-zone texture\u003c\/strong\u003e — blunt trunk tip, ribbed armor shaft, flowing robe base. Three sensations. One warlord.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo colorways\u003c\/strong\u003e — Venomous Lava and Abyss Blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium body-safe silicone\u003c\/strong\u003e — non-porous, phthalate-free. The war beast is body-safe. The experience is not tame.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e🎨 Colors\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🟢 \u003cstrong\u003eVenomous Lava\u003c\/strong\u003e — poison green upper body bleeding into volcanic red base. The beast that walks through fire.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🔵 \u003cstrong\u003eAbyss Blue\u003c\/strong\u003e — electric teal fading to deep dark ocean. The beast that crawled from somewhere cold, lightless and furious.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e📏 Dimensions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal length:\u003c\/strong\u003e 150mm \/ 5.90\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShaft diameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 45mm \/ 1.77\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHead\/trunk diameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 48mm \/ 1.88\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe trunk leads. Everything else follows. In that order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e🧠 The Experience\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eYou'll feel the trunk first.\u003cbr\u003eBlunt. Deliberate. Completely certain of itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThen the ribs arrive.\u003cbr\u003eOne by one.\u003cbr\u003eEach ridge announcing the next\u003cbr\u003elike war drums getting closer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThen the flowing base\u003cbr\u003ewraps the whole campaign up\u003cbr\u003ein a dramatic finale\u003cbr\u003ethat GrimFang would consider\u003cbr\u003eentirely routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHe's done this a hundred times.\u003cbr\u003eOn a hundred battlefields.\u003cbr\u003eAgainst a hundred opponents\u003cbr\u003ewho all thought the same thing you're thinking right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThey were all wrong.\u003cbr\u003eSo are you.\u003cbr\u003eWelcome to the campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"position:relative;padding-top:56.25%;\"\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/iframe.mediadelivery.net\/embed\/132863\/841f31cc-5d12-40bb-b97d-8f077c558f71?autoplay=true\u0026amp;loop=true\u0026amp;muted=true\u0026amp;preload=true\u0026amp;responsive=true\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border:0;position:absolute;top:0;height:100%;width:100%;\" allow=\"accelerometer;gyroscope;autoplay;encrypted-media;picture-in-picture;fullscreen;\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Oxy-shop","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":53953455915346,"sku":"AN116@9.6$-355gr","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red\/Green","offer_id":53953455948114,"sku":"AN116@9.6$-355gr","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2174\/4251\/files\/8_80abc4dc-a3c6-4235-ae6a-269cd552e587.jpg?v=1783502712","url":"https:\/\/www.oxy-shop.com\/en-sk\/products\/grimfang-orc-warlord-fantasy-dildo","provider":"Oxy-shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}