{"product_id":"stuff-my-hole-cock-anal-plugs","title":"Stuff my hole - Realistic Penis Anal Plugs","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo metaphors.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eNo clever wordplay.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eJust a name that knows exactly what it wants.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eStuff My Hole doesn't dress things up. It doesn't use euphemisms. It looked at every other product description in the adult toy industry, sighed heavily, and said what everyone was already thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA hyper-realistic penis head — veins, glans, two-tone flesh finish, the full commitment — curved to find exactly the right angle, anchored with a winged base that stays put while everything above it gets on with the job description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhich is, as the name clearly states, stuffing your hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThoroughly. Realistically. In three sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e✨ What Makes It Different\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHyper-realistic head design\u003c\/strong\u003e — full glans detail, veining, two-tone flesh finish. Not subtle. Not trying to be.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCurved body\u003c\/strong\u003e — the bend is intentional, directional, and alarmingly good at its job\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWinged anchor base\u003c\/strong\u003e — wide butterfly base locks it in place so your hands are free to deal with the consequences\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDual-tone silicone\u003c\/strong\u003e — realistic flesh body with contrasting pink head because half-measures are for other products\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e — small for first timers, medium for the committed, large for those who took the name as a personal challenge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"position:relative;padding-top:56.25%;\"\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/iframe.mediadelivery.net\/embed\/132863\/2a79d24d-8c3e-4f44-92a1-c92ee977dfa3?autoplay=true\u0026amp;loop=true\u0026amp;muted=true\u0026amp;preload=true\u0026amp;responsive=true\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border:0;position:absolute;top:0;height:100%;width:100%;\" allow=\"accelerometer;gyroscope;autoplay;encrypted-media;picture-in-picture;fullscreen;\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e📏 Sizes\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall – 100mm \/ 3.93\" length | 47mm \/ 1.85\" body | 25mm \/ 0.98\" tip\u003c\/strong\u003e The polite version. Still very much to the point.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMedium – 120mm \/ 4.72\" length | 55mm \/ 2.16\" body | 30mm \/ 1.18\" tip\u003c\/strong\u003e For those who read the name and nodded with conviction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge – 165mm \/ 6.49\" length | 70mm \/ 2.75\" body | 35mm \/ 1.37\" tip\u003c\/strong\u003e For those who read the name, cracked their knuckles, and said \u003cem\u003e\"challenge accepted.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e🧠 The Experience\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThere's no buildup needed here. The name told you everything. The curve confirmed it. The wings made sure it stayed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eStuff My Hole doesn't tease. It doesn't flirt. It just shows up, slots in, and delivers exactly what it promised from the moment you read the listing title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHonest. Realistic. 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