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GoblinCore – Goblin Creature Cone Anal Plug (2 Colors)

Small.
Warty.
Absolutely determined.
And coming straight for you.

Goblins are not known for being gentle.
They're known for being persistent,
enthusiastic,
and covered in exactly the kind of bumps and ridges
that make the whole experience
impossible to ignore.

GoblinCore is what happens when a goblin
decided to show up uninvited,
wide and warty and grinning,
getting bigger with every centimeter
like it's genuinely proud of itself.

It IS proud of itself.
It should be.

Short?
Yes.
Devastating?
Absolutely.

What it lacks in height
it makes up for in sheer goblin energy —
bumpy, bulbous, relentlessly wide
and texturally committed
to leaving an impression.

A very specific impression.
Of every single wart.


✨ What Makes It Different

  • Full goblin wart texture — organic bumps, ridges and clusters covering every inch of the shaft. Exactly what a goblin looks like. Exactly what it feels like.
  • Wide cone body — gets dramatically wider from tip to base. The goblin is not subtle about its intentions.
  • Smooth tip entry — a brief moment of false hope before the warts begin
  • Flat suction cup base — stable, hands-free, harness compatible. The goblin stays put.
  • Two goblin colorways — Swamp Teal and Goblin Red because goblins have range
  • Premium body-safe silicone — non-porous, phthalate-free, and the goblin passed all safety checks

🎨 Colors

  • 🟢 Swamp Teal — iridescent teal shifting to deep bronze. Classic goblin. Emerged from somewhere damp and dark and smiling.
  • 🔴 Goblin Red — rose red bleeding into deep mauve. The angry goblin. Faster. Less patient. Equally warty.

📏 Dimensions

  • Length: 110mm / 4.33"
  • Tip diameter: 48mm / 1.88"
  • Base diameter: 55mm / 2.16"

Short. Wide. Warty. Extremely proud of all three.


🧠 The Experience

You'll pick it up thinking:
"It's not that big."

Then the warts will start.
Then the cone will widen.
And widen.
And widen.

Until you are sitting there completely full
of a very enthusiastic goblin
who has absolutely no plans to leave
and is, frankly, thriving.

GoblinCore doesn't apologize.
Goblins never do.
They just show up,
fill the space completely,
and look extremely pleased with themselves.

As they should.